meltedmushrooms asked: i like dat pussy flavor where i go.

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meltedmushrooms asked: can you bring me a tuna sub from subways? k thanks

Tuna? That’s.. Gross.

• mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.

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coca-koala:

OMFG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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shavingryansprivates:

the best 52 seconds in film history

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

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heyymacarena:

that has to be the cutest thing ever

look at that little fucker move XD

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